Fun story my sister told me about my tita in the Philippines:

*Tito trips on hotel escalator and falls on his ass*
Tita: Oh may gads! Ang asawa ko!

*Sister doesn't know wut to do*
Lola: Ay kabayo ka! Ano ba yan!

*Hotel employess rush to my tito*
Employee: Sir, are you okay? We can call an ambulance to make sure you're fine."
Tita: No no no! He doesn't need det! He's a doctor!

BBBWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA

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Pick up line:

Girl: If you were to ask God one question, what would it be?
Boy: I'd ask Him, "When and where can I find the prettiest girl in the world?"
Boy: Then He'd answer, "You already have."

Niceee. Gud one gud one.