my mom is fun....

*fone rings*

me: hello?
mom: hellow anak. did the plumber come yet?
me: not yet mom.
mom: okei. call me when he comes okei?
me: okai bye.

an hour later...*fone rings*

me: hello?
mom: is the plumber there now?
me: no he's not.
mom: aye nako. da manager said he will cam today...or tomorrow.
me: he's not here yet mom.
mom: aye nako.
me: ill wait tomorrow then.
mom: ayeee if he das not cam early tomorrow i will call dat manager.
me: orite mom.
mom: o sige babay.

later in the afternoon...*fone rings*

me: hello?
mom: hello anak. wat are you doen?
me: oh nuttin
mom: ay nako fix ur room.
me: mom r u bored or sumtin. this is ur third call.
mom: yah. i don peel like doen work.
me: waahaaa moooom go do ur stuuuuff.
mom: ayoko. im too lazy rite now.
me: and thats why ur buggin me.
mom: yah. aye nako anak im pagod olready.
me: okai mom then go eat or sumtin.
mom: no. i heb a lot of work to do bat i dont peel like doen it.
me: then dont bug meeeeee.
mom: o sige. did u eat yet?
me: yes.
mom: okai anak. ill call u again later babay.

and thats why i luv her.